The Face in Jill's Knee |
| The following is an excerpt from the ongoing investigation by Hollow Earth into the controversy surrounding the face in Jill Simeon's knee. Much has been made over the supposed likeness to the face of the Virgin Mary, while others claim the face is that of Elvis. We will present the photographic evidence and let you decide what is true. We, of course, have our own ideas, but they are only conjecture at this point. We point out the similarity of the face to that of the face in Mars and the Spinx. The face in the knee could be of extraterrestrial origin. This is an ongoing investigation because we still have no answer for the face or the mysterious happenings surrounding this otherwise normal young woman. The power of the face in the knee is undeniable. | |
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The face in Jill's knee has drawn thousands of pilgrims worldwide hoping for inspiration at the sight. Jill Simeon is now having knee showings every half hour at the Indian Springs Shopping Center. Every half hour hundreds of people come to gaze at the miraculous face. Over 300 people witnessed the face shedding tears on the birthday of Elvis. Jill Simeon will be at the Great Mall of America on October 14, 15, and 16th in the lower level next to Krigels. She will be having knee showings every half hour and knee benedictions twice daily. |
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this is the face discovered on Mars. Notice the similarities.Scholars have noted the angles present in the face in Jill's knee are exactly the same as the Great Pyramid of Giza. Jill's knee is also under scrutiny as a source of energy. |